Just cause you're the biggest Taylor Lautner (gag puke) fan in the world(:
Taylor the Werewolf Boy
There's a boy who stars in Twilight Who is very inspirational. He is very inspirational because of many things. On the full moon at every month, when he grows excessive face hair, When he grows excessive face hair I could swear my heart grows wings! So today at 8:11 I decided I should meet him I decided I should meet him In a proper formal way. So today at 8:11 when he smiled and said "I’ll bite you!" I said "Fine, and my name’s Nicole" And he softly answered, "Dead." And I said "My name is Nicole, and I think your tail is sexy!" And he said his name was Taylor, Which provides the inspiration for this poem: Taylor the werewolf boy, Bite my neck, and bring me joy! Oh Taylor the werewolf boy, I love him, I love him, I love him… So I’d like to get my nerve up To recite my poem musical. He would like the fact it’s musical Because he bites musicians. So today at 8:11, Taylor told me he was transforming near a band down in the village in the basement of a bar. And he waited for the full moon to be transformed into a werewolf, And he was extra hairy, but he didn’t think I knew But I saw him as a werewolf, and I still thought he was cute, And I knew that werewolf boy might also love me too! I said, "What time are you going? And I think its cool that you drool!" He said, "I can’t help it" because he had excessive spit. Taylor the werewolf boy, Bite my neck, and bring me joy! Oh Taylor the werewolf boy, I love him, I love him, I love him… I used to be the kind of girl who'd run when wolves rushed toward her. But finally a voice whispered "If you let me bite you, you can be a werewolf too." Taylor, the werewolf boy Bite my neck and bring me joy Oh Taylor the werewolf boy I love him, I love him, I love him. I’ve always wanted to be a carnivore, Who’d have thought that now I can eat meat so raw? Taylor, the werewolf boy, I love him, I love him, I love him. I love him, I love him, I love him. Taylor the Latte Boy by Kristin Chenoweth There's a boy who works at Starbucks
Who is very inspirational.
He is very inspirational because of many things.
I come in at 8:11, and he smiles and says, "How are you?"
When he smiles and says, "How are you?"
I could swear my heart grows wings!
So today at 8:11
I decided I should meet him
I decided I should meet him
In a proper formal way.
So today at 8:11 when he smiled and said "How are you?"
I said "Fine, and my name’s Kristin"
And he softly answered, "Hey."
And I said "My name is Kristen, and thank you for the extra foam…"
And he said his name was Taylor,
Which provides the inspiration for this poem:
Taylor the latte boy,
Bring me java, bring me joy!
Oh Taylor the latte boy,
I love him, I love him, I love him…
So I’d like to get my nerve up
To recite my poem musical.
He would like the fact it’s musical
Because he plays guitar.
So today at 8:11, Taylor told me he was playing
In a band down in the village in the basement of a bar.
And he smoothly flipped the lever to prepare my double latte,
But for me he made it triple! And he didn’t think I knew
But I saw him flip the lever, and for me he made it triple,
And I knew that triple latte meant that Taylor loved me too!
I said, "What time are you playing? And thank you for the extra skim…"
He said, "Keep the $3.55," because this triple latte was on him.
Taylor the latte boy,
Bring me java, bring me joy!
Oh Taylor the latte boy,
I love him, I love him, I love him…
I used to be the kind of girl who'd run when love rushed toward her.
But finally a voice whispered "Love can be yours, if you step up to the counter, and order."
Taylor, the latte boy
Bring me java, bring me joy
Oh Taylor the latte boy
I love him, I love him, I love him.
So many years my heart has waited,
Who’d have thought that love could be so caffeinated?
Taylor, the latte boy,
I love him, I love him, I love him.
I love him, I love him, I love | 
